Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
Criminal Hall of Shame
Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom...
Two men are discussing their lives…
Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married.I’m tired of a...
Meeting of the body parts!
THE BODY PARTS MEETINGOne day the different parts of the body were having an...
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded…
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical...
How all careers end
|How careers end… Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far Eastern...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of…
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The...