Steal from this family
|After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been...
Definition of Windows
|Webster’s Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Meet the Schitts!
You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, well, now...
There was once a wide mouth frog…
There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn’t know...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
The three stages of sex in marriage.
The tri stages of sex in marriage- 1.Tri-weekly 2.Try-weekly 3.Try-weakly
Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...
Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...