Top 10 rejection lines
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean…)10. I think...
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
Body Building
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number...
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...