Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
Top 10 signs that you are too drunk
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...