Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh...
Polak Lunch
There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian,...
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Judy arrived home from her date…
Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag...
Someone died playing golf
|Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very...
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...
OLD NEVER DIES 15
|OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just...