A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball…
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who...
Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
Yet another blonde joke…
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!
Jewish medicine
Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...
Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...
Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...