Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
Logical?
In a restroom at IBM’s Watson Center, a supervisor had placed a sign directly...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Man slamming list of lists!
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.Why do women...
The Union Worker.
Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when...
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
Me Tarzan!
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only...
Bull Talk
Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Business and fishing
|One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole...