The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...
Brotherly Love
There once was a brother and a sister, fraternal twins, who were approaching their...
Tarzania II
What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does...