The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
Little Johnny walks into his primary school…
Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by...
Why Divorce Now?
After 40 years of marriage, Jimmy decides to leave Katherine.She starts crying and then...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Buying drinks at a bar
|A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their...
The new warden
A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden....
Good news?
A doctor tells his patient -”I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some...