10 Things Not to say on your Anniversary
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today...
White Hoose
I don’t think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught...
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....
Nerds versus jocks
|An answer to the eternal question “Is it better to be a jock or...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Letters To Landlord
Woo-hoo…check out these letters from tenants to landlords!”The toilet is blocked and we cannot...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
War ad
Will sell for parts one F-117 Plane in wrecked condition. Self pick-up from Yugoslavia...
Letter home from School
Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying...
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.