Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
Top ten reasosn why it’s great to be American
You can have a woman president without electing her You can spell colour wrong...
How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...
A few questions and answers
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?A. Slow down and use...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
Blonde On Either Side
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...