Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.
A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she...
Blondes Love Puzzles
There was this bartender and he was working at the bar one night. In...
Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
African Missionary
Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
Life According To TV Land
What the world is like in TV land:1. If a woman is running away...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...