The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
yo mamma so fat
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track...
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Flea jokes 02
|What did the clean dog say to the insect?Long time no flea!Who rode a...
A man is almost about to die
|As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
A woman comes home…
A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news...
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
Ford
What does Ford stand for?Found On Rednecks Driveway!
The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...