Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...
Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
What did Michael Jackson say when his cock…
Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
Connecticut Crazy Law
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour....
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...