How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...
Abortion Bill
Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah...
A few questions and answers
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?A. Slow down and use...
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Stupid Questions?
Below are questions that people “actually asked” of Park Rangers around the country, proving...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Meet Roy the drunk!
Roy walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and...
The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a...