Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
New Ruling
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
2 men and a woman…
What happens when you have :2 Italian men a 1 Italian woman 2 French...
How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...