Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
Lollihops!
|What’s a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!
Throwing away garbage
|An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large...
What is a macho man?
What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,’Was it...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
The Motor Home
My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink...
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the...
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...