Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
Where is your wife?
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember…
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day…
An Australian joke…St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day when a...
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your...
What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business? 1. No...
Fish jokes 05
|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross...