My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Food fight in a store
|In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend...
You know what that little red dot means in the middle…
You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian...
Feminist Faux Pas
I don’t think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told...
Blondie
There are three girls in the Fifth Grade. There is a blonde a brunette...
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself