Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal…
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...