Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours…
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout...
Sooner…
A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: “We...
Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway,...
Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.
Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...