How did he look?
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
The Australian liberal party announced today…
The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause...
Adam was lonely.
Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard...
Dearest Wife
It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....
There is a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands…
There’s a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands, a guy...