She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
The Cowboy excuses
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That was an insult
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry...
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A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
How to call penis
At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people...
Men’s Greeting Cards
A survey has found that about 90% of all Hallmark greeting cards are purchased...
The accident report
|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...