I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
Sex in a Marriage
There are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage.The first is Smurf Sex…...
Matering checking
Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Once when Mary was young her school…
Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided...
Women Quotes
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought...
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom…
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...