I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Sexually active
A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR. ASKS,”IS...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
Bird vs Fly
What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
Communication problem
There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu....
Skins?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by a fierce tribe....
First illegal, then legal, then…
A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His...
What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?A: They go over to...
Eye-Popping Tongue Twister
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He...