Miss My Ex
I Still Miss My Ex..But My Aim Is Getting Better!
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Husband: Want a quickie?
Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Valentines, Redneck Style
Kudzu is green, my dog’s name is Blue And I’m so lucky to have...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...