Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
Did you hear about the blonde that…
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....
Try to spell that name
|A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He...
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded…
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical...
Marriage quotes 12
|Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep...
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
The Trainee…
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.On his very first day...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...