Grape and Elephant
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Three acurate guesses
One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered...
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What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
It’s been nice gnawing you!
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If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
Dollars equal cents
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The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...
Insult Collection #2
Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that’s the...
Top Ten Subtle Differences Between College And Hell
10. It doesn’t snow in Hell.9. Everyone has heard of Hell.8. It’s more fun...