Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
With a mouse warming party
|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party
2 2
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?”...
Beltway Holdups
TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came...
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad…
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse…
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at...