Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
New scientific theories VI
New scientific theoriesGRAND PRIZE WINNER: When a cat is dropped, it ALWAYS lands on...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on...
An old retired man goes to his wife one day…
An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her,...
Like GST
Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST — Goods and Services Tax nowin...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...