Irishman declares war
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A Friend’s Prayer
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Smoking Dragon….
Q: What’s the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon…?A: Dinosaurs are too young...
God creates Woman.
Everyone thought God created man before woman. That is not true. In fact he...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked…
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
Blonde Miracle Diet
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.The doctor advised that she run 10...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...