You aren’t the worst
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
Polygamy and…
A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in...
A young girl is speaking with her father…
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”"That’s my...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
WARNING: Puns Ahead!
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, it’s Pun time. Puns, or “groaners” like some folks...
Blonde and her job interview…
A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer starts with...