Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
Driving exams worry me
|Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don’t worry about it....
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
M and M’s are too smart!
Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory?...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
Sports entrance exam
|UNIVERSITY ENTRANCE EXAM SEC FOOTBALL PLAYER VERSION (Time Limit: 3 Weeks)1. What language is...
yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...