Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Polak Get Whipped
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Polak,...
Technology is too good
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Politically Correct LEXICON
Insensitive Term—Preferred Term: ETHNICITYPC people do not recognize the term, “race,” as validBlack- African-Canadian,...
A pious man who had reached the age of 105…
A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to...
A fair price
A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He’d scraped together...
A truck driver breaks down and…
A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand. He...