If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim…
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim....
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
Bzzzzz!!
What does a bee do with it’s stinger before he goes to bed???He put’s...
Public announcements
Public service announcements around the world. USA: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...