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An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes...
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Da Bears
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Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
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Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
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Death of an Eel
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious....
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
The New Samurai
Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor.This emperor...