Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
Punishment
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken...
Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a…
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a concerned look on his face....
I marked the spot
|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day...
Disorder in Court
From a little book called “Disorder in the Court”. These are things that people...