Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News V
Good News, Bad News, Worse News V Good: You give the birds and bees...
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
Real news headlines 09
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Bible church’s focus...
A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...