Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...
That’s not fair!
Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
Happy Happy
A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she...
Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
Few Men In Heaven
Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for...
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...