Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
Swallowed A Mouse
A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife...
Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
The amazing conductor
|When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers…
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He wentthough...
The definition of sex
Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea’s college...
Dr. Seuss Episode of ER
IF DR SEUSS WROTE AN EPISODE OF ER – -Kerry: Now Mark, I think...