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Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
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What does a camera and a condom have in common?They both capture that magic...
Fish jokes 06
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December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
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As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are...
A croak and dagger agent!
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Business one-liners 01
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Two men were walking along the street when…
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Tombstone Epitaph X
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