Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
I used my head
Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
Great Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
A couple came upon a wishing well…
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish...