Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
Second Opinion
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband...
Cure For Unemployment
“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And...
Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant…
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
GRAVITY KILLS
|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory...
Can You See?
Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day...
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!