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Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic…
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Daylight savings time
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Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...
Say After Sex
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Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
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Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...