Life of an Egg
So you think your life is bad…Just think how bad the life of an...
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
Sleeping Bull
Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?A: A Bull-Dozer!
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling…
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation,...
Body Building
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...