Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Who needs women
A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the...
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an inflatable doll?
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses aninflatable sex doll?Instead...
The three truths in life
There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah….2....
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...
I want to see something really cheap
|After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would...
Human DNA Code (C) God
God’s Human DNA CodeFor many years molecular biologists have been mystified by the fact...