Titantic and Clinton!
What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?They know how many people...
Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Request for a raise :)
The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:...
Good news and bad news
The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she…
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. “Daddy, what...
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
Laws of …
* Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...