Over my dead body!
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000And the Lord spoke to Noah and said “In...
What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
3 Docs at heavans gate!
Three doctors arrived in heaven. St. Peter asked the first one why he should...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
Not raising hogs
My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wellsburg, Iowa, received a checkfor $1,000.00 from the...