Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
Sunburnt Manhood
A certain young man finally got a date with a female of somewhat questionable...
Help Wanted
As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are...
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...