What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind...
How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Rough Boys
A little girl asked her mother, “Can I go outside and play with the...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
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Non stick Cellotape Solar Powered Flash Light A black highlighter pen Glow in the...
Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...
Overheard In Airplane
The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on...